|Since we're the only ones who really POSTS in this community...
||[Aug. 26th, 2005|11:45 am]
I figured I could write a poem and nothing bad//good could come of it.|
The wonderful thing about eggies
Is that eggs are a wonderful thing
they're tops are made out of rubber
they're bottoms are made out of spring!
They're bouncy, flouncy, trouncy, spouncy,
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!
The wonderful thing about EGGIES
that I'M the only one!
Yes, I'M the only one!
Alright, in all seriousness now:
I'm a true lover of eggs,
I like the yolk and the white stuff
Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got eggs in my tummy
and I feel like eating YOU
One that ACTUALLY doesn't exist, people!
I've never been a heart felt lover of eggs
In fact, I hate them with all my heart
They may be healthy, but have you wondered,
why after you eat them, you often fart?
Studies show that eggs are to blame
for those foul things
No one really fancies them
'cause they're not welcome like a King
All of this is due to the fact, that you eat an egg
I bet you're regretting it now, you stupid git,
cover your hands over your mouth,
and be sure to yell "OH S---!"